Movie Meltdown: Oscar Meltdown X
We’re back with the 10th annual Oscar Meltdown celebration – plus we hand out The Meltdown Awards for 2017 films! So join us for a big mouth full of pork, as we also discuss… hoodies are all the rage this year, Sebastian Stan’s mustache, confessing to library fines, the factual life of P.T. Barnum, I can fly… we already tried, can you be nominated for playing that horse, Zac Efron, the cat scene, drive-thru milkshakes, put a shirt on, well her teeth are so nice, giant monsters knocking over buildings, double Oscar/wedding, they soaked it in beer for a while, he makes me hate him in so many movies, monsters fighting with other monsters, that doorknob will be the death of me, Sufjan Stevens, tall as a giraffe with huge sunglasses, Drew Struzan, Mary and the Witch’s Flower, manic pixie dream girl, giant monsters and alcoholism, they leave the damned door open, Taika Waititi and Jeff Goldblum, is this movie set in the 80’s or do they just dress really stupid, if they wanted someone who could sing… she wasn’t the one, Logan meets Mr. Robot, Adam Driver, defending Keanu, Come Hither by Walter De La Mare, it was very disjointed, I’m so weird with people, you go to The Shape of Water for the monster… you stay for the masturbation, I feel like most of your stories… could also be a Liam Neeson movie, she’s got a Scottish working man’s voice, my dress has a built-in cape and creature blub.
“I didn’t know we were going to go so into Dee Snider on the Oscar coverage.”