Movie Meltdown: Slip into The Void
This week we head to The Bastion to watch and discuss The Void directed by Steven Kostanski and Jeremy Gillespie. And while we realize that we are all under the control of Bill Cipher, we also bring up… Channel Zero: Butcher’s Block, Santa Clarita Diet, Avengers: Age of Ultron, the remakes of Dementia 13 and Cabin Fever, Art Hindle, Cthulhu mythos, Scarlet Witch, Bonnie Hunt, Sleepaway Camp, the magical murder powers of the woods, Linda Cardellini, being a realtor, Nick Jonas, playing Mousetrap, Friday the 13th, dressing like The Crow, Bride of Re-Animator, Nathan Fillion’s head, a Nazi baseball team, playing Rampage, Uncle Frank Ultron, being a gamer, The Thing, Timothy Olyphant, have a buffalo baby, the people in white, Ethan Embry, CG animals, Nightbreed, do not Google degloving, a trippy music video, the dark arts, Scream Queens, kitten videos, I think that dynamic kind of works no matter what generation it is, the stairwell into Hell, Space Truckers, remakes, tiny girl ghost, Alexandra Daddario, there was a kid that was bitin’ people, a woman holding a baby, Rutger Hauer, Hellraiser, Tom Petty line lifting, a meat-packing company, Jumanji, alternate lifestyle squirrels, Debi Mazar, investing in detestable characters, Event Horizon, Rider Strong, there was a cannibal family that lives in a staircase up in the sky, that lady talking in the theater, Grease 2, Cerina Vincent, she gets Newt’d, Girl Meets World, the morgue and the nursery, gratuitous sex, pancakes and… it’s Rex Manning Day!!
Spoiler Alert: Full spoilers for The Void as well a some minor and or obvious spoilers for the remakes of Dementia 13 and Cabin Fever. You have been warned.
“If Clive Barker and Lovecraft had a little mutant child…”