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“If my name was Lyle, I would–”
“Lovett?”
Hardest I have ever laughed in 356 episodes.
Wow Tyler, it never registered with me that Genarro from “Jurassic Park” was wearing a wedding ring. I can understand how that might be upsetting considering his fate. Fortunately I just happen to have found this deleted scene on the internet.
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INT. Genarro House – Day
GENNARO and his wife, MARGOT, are sitting in the living room, chatting amiably.
GENARRO: Margot, before my cab gets here I just want to tell you that I don’t love you anymore and I haven’t for some time. As soon as I get back from this dinosaur thing I’m divorcing you.
MARGOT: ….
GENARRO: Frankly, your sweetness, your keen intellect and gentle humor do nothing but sicken me now. Look at my wedding band; I will keep this ring on my finger to remind me of the repulsion I now feel for you. In fact, I will be using these doctored photographs to show that you’ve violated the terms of our pre-nup so I can leave you and the kids penniless. For greater security, I shall keep these photographs on my person at all times. Ooh, I hear the cab. Toodles.
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I hope that helps.
Poor Margot. Now she and Donald will never get a chance to work it out…
-Tyler
I wouldn’t worry about Margot; she’s a survivor.
The T-Rex is a girl. She was only going to scare Gennaro until she saw the wedding ring and then she decided to eat him.
Clever girl.
Good episode guys! I am in love with both research and I hate it!