Movie Meltdown: The 2019 Meltdown Awards!
It’s time to announce the winners of this year’s Meltdown Awards! Join us as we discuss all the nominees and then reveal the winners from the 2019 films and performances voted on by our listeners.
So load up on hors d’oeuvres on frilly toothpicks, for this fancy event as we also address… that Grammy scandal, this one junkyard set, limited edition Chucks, Child’s Play, envelopes, Florence Pugh, Jim Jarmusch’s werewolf movie, that performance is amazing, Robert Downey Jr., Terminator, just let monsters fight, Cats, Alita: Battle Angel, at least they had a plot and a story-structure, It: Chapter 2, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Park So-dam, 1917, some sort of magical thing, Knives Out, Disney, they are trying to work some sort of plot in there, Ready or Not, Hobbs and Shaw, La La Land, diverse and interesting, Avengers: Endgame, Sam Mendes, distressed, Billie Lourd, The Fanatic, David Attenborough’s The Lion King, Lil Nas X, old people lanyard, Cold Pursuit, Doctor Doolittle, Merrily We Roll Along, Idris Elba, J.J. Abrams, Ad Astra, Brightburn, I didn’t even bother in the theater because it looked so depressing, Captain Marvel, Julia Butters, Terminator: Dark Fate, The Irishman, Hellboy, Adam Driver, Shazam!, what is the significance, The Lighthouse, Joker, Ma, Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, I didn’t understand the purpose of it, at least they had a plot and a story-structure, Midsommar, Uncut Gems, Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood, Will Smith, Andrew Lloyd Webber, on mushrooms, Anthony Russo & Joe Russo, The Rise of Skywalker, Parasite, Greta Gerwig, whoa… that was impressive, Quentin Tarantino, in dumpster attire, Booksmart, do people die, Dead Don’t Die, when’s the story going to start?, those outfits are fire, really fancy pizza rolls, Merrily We Roll Along, meatballs and who votes for these awards?
“…it’s not a good movie – but there’s an integrity to it.”