Close: Deceptive, by David Bax

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  1. Kai says:

    Your ‘review’, aka, tell me you’re an A-hole without telling me you’re an A-hole.‍♀️ Imagine being so UNBELIEVABLY malignant a human being that you start out by basically saying,”Yeah, like I’m supposed to sympathize with some freak trans kid in that vile Girl film! Didn’t fall for it then, ain’t falling for it now either, buddy boy!”

    Jesus H Christ, did you down a six-pack while writing this drivel?! Welp, I’m gonna guess if you did, it wasn’t Bud Light.‍♀️ “Beer good, sad kids bad!” Is that it…did I capture your essence well enough? Nahh, too verbose…probably used too many words and syllables there, huh? My apologies, Captain Caveman.

    God, when Roger Ebert died, film criticism went with him. Anybody with an unlimited data plan and a keyboard is a film critic now. I *REALLY* hope you have a day job…like a hot dog stand or something. As a matter of fact, you sure you weren’t supposed to be at the other job when you wrote this?!

    I’m embarrassed that I’m the ONLY ONE(I kid, kinda happy about that actually!) that saw your lone CONTRARIAN REVIEW on Rotten Tomatoes and took the CLICKBAIT and came here. Smart ones stayed FAR AWAY. “Once again, Dhont insults us…”Wait…WHAT?!?! Umm, who’s this *US*?! Pretty sure NO ONE hired you to represent *US* in any way…and if we were gonna do that, we’d insist on someone with a functioning CEREBRAL CORTEX and a heart larger than that of The Grinch.

    The one good thing to come of this was this is the first, and hopefully THE LAST, ‘review’ of yours I’ll ever see on RT or here at BAFFLEDAPPREHENSION.com

  2. Kai says:

    Your ‘review’, aka, tell me you’re an A-hole without telling me you’re an A-hole.‍♀️ Imagine being so UNBELIEVABLY malignant a human being that you start out by basically saying,”Yeah, like I’m supposed to sympathize with some freak trans kid in that vile Girl film! Didn’t fall for it then, ain’t falling for it now either, buddy boy!”

    Jesus H Christ, did you down a six-pack while writing this drivel?! Welp, I’m gonna guess if you did, it wasn’t Bud Light.‍♀️ “Beer good, sad kids bad!” Is that it…did I capture your essence well enough? Nahh, too verbose…probably used too many words and syllables there, huh? My apologies, Captain Caveman.

    God, when Roger Ebert died, film criticism went with him. Anybody with an unlimited data plan and a keyboard is a film critic now. I *REALLY* hope you have a day job…like a hot dog stand or something. As a matter of fact, you sure you weren’t supposed to be at the other job when you wrote this?! You CLEARLY know NOTHING about Belgian/French filmmaking to take issue with THE ONE THING they’re world-famous for!‍♀️‍♀️ I CAN’T!

    I’m embarrassed that I’m the ONLY ONE(I kid, kinda happy about that actually!) that saw your lone CONTRARIAN REVIEW on Rotten Tomatoes and took the CLICKBAIT and came here. Smart ones stayed FAR AWAY. “Once again, Dhont insults us…”Wait…WHAT?!?! Umm, who’s this *US*?! Pretty sure NO ONE hired you to represent *US* in any way…and if we were gonna do that, we’d insist on someone with a functioning CEREBRAL CORTEX and a heart larger than that of The Grinch.

    The one good thing to come of this was this is the first, and hopefully THE LAST, ‘review’ of yours I’ll ever see on RT or here at BAFFLEDAPPREHENSION.com

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